Dear Perfect Owners of Perfect Pets,
Full disclosure: If it is not already obvious to you, we sometimes make up the questions we feel like answering in our column. OK, we almost always do.
But the reason for that is that nobody hardly ever sends us a question!
Come on now, are you really all that knowledgeable that you never wonder anything about why your pets do the peculiar things they do?
Do your pets never do anything that is peculiar or downright obnoxious?
Do your pets think you are peculiar and obnoxious sometimes?
Are you embarrassed to ask because you think we will make fun of you? OK, we will make fun of you, but we won’t use your real name. So what do you care as long as your question is answered?
Ask us questions! That’s why we are here.
Just send your questions to [email protected] and put Porky & Buddy in the subject line.
Honestly, we send our carefully researched “answers” out into cyberspace every week, and we can’t even tell whether anyone is listening (reading).
And sometimes, as you know, we get up on our pretend soapbox and give you a lecture about something that we think is important.
But what do you think is important? What would you like to be lectured about? Do we ever annoy you? Great. We would love to know about that, too.
Join the conversation. As somebody said once, “Let’s talk!”
Porky & Buddy
The Oswego County Humane Society provides spay/neuter services and assistance, fostering and adoption of animals in urgent need, humane education programs, and information and referrals to animal lovers throughout Oswego County.
Our office is located at 265 W. First St., Oswego, NY. Phone (315) 207-1070. Email: [email protected] Website: www.oswegohumane.org